The credit card that WonkyEar.com was charged to expired.
All of the "WARNING: PENDING DOOM" e-mails were sent to an old account I never check.
And to answer all the queries: no, I don't have a backup. C'mon, there were like 800 million pictures on there by then! Plus, any backups would have been more than a year old because I had forgotten the site even existed. I can't wait to forget again. :)
R.I.P. W.E.
August 2006 - February 2008
Fuck you, wiki.